Lonely Lady

Still single? Can't find the right guy? Always ending up with some sort of loser one way or another?


Of course. That's miserable, pathetic, lame 'ol me.


I'll never end up with the one I love, so it seems. My future love life seems obviously bleak.


Oh, don't worry. I won't end up as a crazy cat lady. 


Just a crazy hedgehog lady.

Just you and me, Gypsy.